It’s 1:30, I’m exhausted, and I can’t fall asleep because my brain is being a bitch. I really just wanna punch something.
WHO IS THIS KATE BISHOP SHE SEEMS BADASS BUT IDK WHO SHE IS
Clint Barton (Avenger, Other Hawkeye):- Kate Bishop… How do I begin to explain Kate Bishop? Kate Bishop is like nine years old and spoiled rotten.
America Chavez (Young Avenger, Miss America):- I hear each one of her dresses is worth a million bucks.
Billy Kaplan (Young Avenger, Wiccan):- I hear she does cello commercials… in Japan.
Teddy Altman (Young Avenger, Hulkling):- Her favorite musical style is symphonic. She doesn’t listen to pop nonsense.
Madame Masque (Super-villain, nemesis):- One time, Bobbi Morse, Natasha Romanoff and Jessica Drew ganged up on her. They told her she was pretty.
Clint Barton (Avenger, Other Hawkeye):- One time, she stole my bow and my superhero portmanteau. It was awesome.
Well, no, okay, let’s talk serious business. If you haven’t read Young Avengers and Hawkeye v.4 (download links this way), you are seriously missing out. YA is one of the most lovable, relatable, fun to read superhero groups in Marvel; and Fraction’s “Hawkeye" is one of the best written and best illustrated things I’ve ever read, and has what is to me the most important superhero dynamic ever. And Kate is my single most favorite superhero in the entire world. Clint Barton called her the best shot alive. And she’s pretty much an Avenger.
If you already know and like Clint Barton, and don’t really care for a new group of heroes, I recommend you read YA Presents #6 and then jump straight onboard with Hawkeye v.4. If you don’t have a particular love for Clint or do want to get to know the Young Avengers, they are not a perfect series but they definitely are the most important legacy superhero team besides the All New Ultimates.
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
Track: Pompeii (Gender Pitched)
(pitched to different “gender”)
Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like.
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens